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"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

'Man, times have changed.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Cell Phone

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

Phone generation.

"They're both in telemarketing."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

Turkey a la Mode

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

"It's the latest hands free mobile on the market."

What's that annoying sound? BEEEP. I've figured it out! I lost one of my cell phones. It's somewhere in the caf

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

'But it's impossible for me to drive without a phone in my ear!'

Single Cell Phones: 'I can't hear you, you're breaking up...'

Quasimodo At Christmas.

"Great stupid haircut!"

This one's the best plan for you... No charges for roaming outside of your neighborhood and if you do lots of tricks, it includes over 1,000 sit, stay and rollover minutes.