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"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

'Man, times have changed.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Cell Phone

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

Phone generation.

"They're both in telemarketing."

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

Turkey a la Mode

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

"It's the latest hands free mobile on the market."

'But it's impossible for me to drive without a phone in my ear!'

"Great stupid haircut!"

Quasimodo At Christmas.

This one's the best plan for you... No charges for roaming outside of your neighborhood and if you do lots of tricks, it includes over 1,000 sit, stay and rollover minutes.

'Please turn off your cell phone. We can't afford to be startled.'