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"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

The experienced backpacker.

'What zip code are we in now?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Rock Climber

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"That shirt is so last year."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

Hoxton map.

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Fork in the trail.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"