Trend Trekking Society Gifts

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

The experienced backpacker.

'What zip code are we in now?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Rock Climber

"Trail mix?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"That shirt is so last year."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

Hoxton map.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Bear Signpost.

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Fork in the trail.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."