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Gang Hamn Style!

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Absolutely not!"

"Is the MSG local?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mr Metrosexual.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."