Tech Trends Guru Gifts

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Is this the new input device?'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

The Design Artiste

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'