Tech Trends Guru Prints

"There will come a time when Amazon drones will be as common as mail trucks."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

Robots In The Boardroom

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'Is this the new input device?'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

The Modern Novel.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Windows or Mac?

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

The Design Artiste

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'