"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"
Trend Follower Troubles Pillows
Bring humor and personality into their space with pillows curated for trend followers. These comfy accents add fun and flair to their favorite hangouts or bedrooms.
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."
"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"
Studies show foods work miracles!
"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."
"I, TikTok."
Emergency Hipster Beard
On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.
"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."
"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"
'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'
"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."
"That shirt is so last year."
"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'
Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo
"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."
Kensington Fluffies
Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.
"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."
Final words on gravestones.
'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'
"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."
Giraffe Selfie
Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.
'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'
"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."
"What are you doing?"
"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"
"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"
'What's this I hear about you going long?'
Trend Follower Troubles Pillows Collection
Trend Follower Troubles Mugs
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Trend Follower Troubles Prints
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