Trend Continuer Gifts

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Crap from the future.

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

A Macaroni in 1772

"Absolutely not!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Kensington Fluffies

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"