Trend Continuer Mugs

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Crap from the future.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I, TikTok."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

A Macaroni in 1772

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Kensington Fluffies

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '