Retail Trends Mugs

A store shelf spells out 'BUY'.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Toys R Bust

Larry's used art

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Keeping warm.

A Macaroni in 1772

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Absolutely not!"

Made in China

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Hardy Annuals