Product Trends Mugs

MAPLE MADNESS - IT AIN'T JUST FOR PANCAKES ANYMORE!

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Crap from the future.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Made in China

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'The recession is over, again.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Everything's gone up."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'