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To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

'Our best bet is to sneak in while they're having a Star Trek convention.'

Live long and prosper.

"Now when we're under attack by aliens it may be a bad time to bring this up. Captain..."

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

Stephen Harper riffs on Star Trek...

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

'No way Derek! Buy you're own Spock ears.'

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

'Miss Gridley, get rid of this desk and get me a chair like Captain Kirk's!'

Starfleet Command. Live long and prosper. Vulcans must have great retirement benefits.

Beam me up. Scotty!

"Stun! Stun! Stun! Aaand, I had the phaser set on dematerialize."

Captain's Log - star date.

The socially distanced greeting that evolved after Covid-19 infiltrated Vulcan

"Spock, put the Tricorder down and go out and play."

The experienced backpacker.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Rock Climber

Sport Utility Boot.

"Trail mix?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"