Trekkie Mugs

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"Now when we're under attack by aliens it may be a bad time to bring this up. Captain..."

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

'No way Derek! Buy you're own Spock ears.'

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

"Stun! Stun! Stun! Aaand, I had the phaser set on dematerialize."

Captain's Log - star date.

The socially distanced greeting that evolved after Covid-19 infiltrated Vulcan

"Spock, put the Tricorder down and go out and play."

The experienced backpacker.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Rock Climber

Sport Utility Boot.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Nature Lovers

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

School trip little porters.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Fork in the trail.

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Your bone."