Trekkie Ace T-Shirts

"I'm going to boldly go where thankfully there will be no trekkies."

The experienced backpacker.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Sport Utility Boot.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Tennis ball girl.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

"Spock, put the Tricorder down and go out and play."

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"