Trekkie Ace Pillows

"I'm going to boldly go where thankfully there will be no trekkies."

The experienced backpacker.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Monica Seles

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Sport Utility Boot.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Tennis ball girl.

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

Beam me up. Scotty!

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'Miss Gridley, get rid of this desk and get me a chair like Captain Kirk's!'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'... And when Brad Pitt told you that it was this way to the waterhole, you didn't think that you may have been hallucinating?'

Stephen Harper riffs on Star Trek...

Starfleet Command. Live long and prosper. Vulcans must have great retirement benefits.

Rafael Nadal

"Spock, put the Tricorder down and go out and play."