Tree Tradtionalist Gifts

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Elfie Stick

'Bring out yer books!'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Man Reading Laptop.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I brought cocoa."

Two Generations of Readers

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Stop and Birch

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Baptism Then and Now

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Tree Squirrel

The First 3-D Thanksgiving