Tree Top Historian Gifts

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Playdough's The Republic

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Ozone layer claims another victim.

The Re-Giving Tree

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Camouflage Unit

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

No tree hugging.

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted