Tree Topper Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a distinctive gift for someone who appreciates the artistry of tree toppers? Our collection brings together humorous, charming, and thoughtfully designed items that honor their creative flair. Perfect for adding a personal touch to their holiday decor, these products are ideal for those who see their Christmas tree as a canvas for their artistic expression.

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Christmas Star

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

"I brought cocoa."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

D.I.Y

D.I.Y

Stop and Birch

Stop and Birch

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Spring in Japan.

Spring in Japan.

Tree Squirrel

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

The Re-Giving Tree

The Re-Giving Tree

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Camouflage Unit

Camouflage Unit

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

No tree hugging.

No tree hugging.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Masky Christmas!

Masky Christmas!

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Tree Topper Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Tree Topper Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for your tree topper connoisseur. With witty and artistic designs, these mugs make mornings merrier and more creative.

Tree Topper Connoisseur Pillows

Decorate their living space with pillows that showcase creativity and holiday cheer—ideal for the artistic tree topper enthusiast.

Tree Topper Connoisseur Prints

Discover prints that honor the artistry of holiday decorating—great for framing and inspiring their creative Christmas spirit.

Tree Topper Connoisseur T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts that celebrate your loved one’s passion for creative holiday decorating. Fun, witty, and artistic—perfect for your tree topper connoisseur.