Tree Stand Snackers Pillows

'You the one who ordered a large Pizza with extra pepperoni?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Sinking Sand

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Pierre was full of himself.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

Working from home.

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Dunk Hunt

American 'Idle'.

"Dad, what is a meal?"

"Have you ever thought about putting out, instead of pretzels, maybe peanuts?"

'GIT!!!'

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

"Gracie, you can't leave Animal Crackers all over the place!"

'My Mom packed a doggie bag from her dinner out last night. I'll trade you my north atlantic lemon sole en papillote for your Twinkie.'

"Yeah, he calls me his best friend alright, but he's never shared his hot chips: not once!"

A cow has a picnic with a rug with a hole in it, so he can eat the grass underneath.

'Oooh, let's DO lunch.'

Workmen eat steel beams at lunch hour.