Scaffold Snackers Pillows

'Oooh, let's DO lunch.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Is the MSG local?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"Do you want fries with that?"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"You're the sport on my telly"

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

'Drop the can opener!'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

'I just love eating organic food.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

Burger Discus

"Look...this says Latinos in the United States face a lot of challenges. Our community needs you!"

'I'm sorry, Miss Root, Thomas got sick last night. I brought his project in. It's a cracker building, he ate as much as he designed!'

'You the one who ordered a large Pizza with extra pepperoni?'

"I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll scream!"

"And I got this bachelorhood award for most meals eaten standing in the kitchen hanging over the sink."

Naughty Dog

Online supermarket - "No you can't have lollies! You can't have chocolate! You can't have ice-cream!"