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'Oooh, let's DO lunch.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Is the MSG local?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"Do you want fries with that?"

"You're the sport on my telly"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

'Drop the can opener!'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

'I just love eating organic food.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

"Dad, what is a meal?"

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

Burger Discus

"Look...this says Latinos in the United States face a lot of challenges. Our community needs you!"

'You the one who ordered a large Pizza with extra pepperoni?'

'I'm sorry, Miss Root, Thomas got sick last night. I brought his project in. It's a cracker building, he ate as much as he designed!'

"I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll scream!"

Naughty Dog

Armstrong, do you remember the first girl you ever kissed? Of course I do, minion. Here, let me call it up

"And I got this bachelorhood award for most meals eaten standing in the kitchen hanging over the sink."