Tree Ring Reader T-Shirts

The wobbly, discolored rings are election years.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"So, what are you reading?"

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Maternity ward.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Manual Labor.

Reading in a hammock.

Stories about crumbs

Book

Inbox and outbox for books

Fortune Tellers Convention

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

DIY motor repairs.

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Mowing manual.

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

Reading the Leaves.

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling the a X$%^ book club.

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

Circus News

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

"And this is George's reading room."

Hammer Instructions

'Can I borrow a cuppa tealeaves,dearie?