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"Whatever you do, don't turn the page before he's finished reading it."

Pumpkin patch

Butterflies

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Botany Baby!

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Game time.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

A gap between the solar panels

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Stories about crumbs

Windchimes

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Are they fresh?'

Reading in a hammock.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'Some scout he is!'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.