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"Whatever you do, don't turn the page before he's finished reading it."

Pumpkin patch

Butterflies

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Botany Baby!

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Stories about crumbs

Windchimes

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Are they fresh?'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

Reading in a hammock.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

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