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"So, what are you reading?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"It was her mothers"

Maternity ward.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Manual Labor.

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

DIY motor repairs.

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

'That's not a towel - that's a rag! You have to throw in a towel!'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

Mowing manual.

'He has a great left hook,'

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Police Academy - Remedial Reading of Rights

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'For me,,, How thoughtful'