Travelling Musician Gifts

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Easter Island legs

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Play it again, Sam.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Are we there yet?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Introducing Piza Island.

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"Valet park only"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Workaholic on holiday

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Be open to help.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Souvenirs.