Travelling Musician Pillows

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Easter Island legs

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Introducing Piza Island.

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Valet park only"

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Workaholic on holiday

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

Be open to help.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'