Traveller Of Worlds T-Shirts

'There goes the neighbourhood!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Off to see the world

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Vaccination Passport

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Fleeing Kabul

Redecorating Easter Island.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"And that's why you go on safari."