Traveller Of Worlds Pillows

'There goes the neighbourhood!'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Off to see the world

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Vaccination Passport

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

The Decline of Europe

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Fleeing Kabul

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Redecorating Easter Island.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'