Traveling Stock Analyst Gifts

Buddha Statue: Buy Low, Sell High, Stay Diversified.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

The Thought Process.

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

World Economic Crisis.

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

EU and India partnership.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

'Superstock'