Travel (san Francisco) Gifts

"Come in, minion. I found an old Lemont Brown article from Candorville.com, where he wrote about Dolores Park in San Francisco. For a brief and glorious time, you'd have to pay the city up to $250 to reserve a patch of grass. If anyone trespassed on your grass, security guards would roust them. It was the biggest breakthrough in the separation of the classes in ages. I'm going to make all our booths and toilets paid-reservation-only. Very bad man."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The Vineyard

Carefree luggage.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Sloaney Pony.

Flags

The fate of the emigrant

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

On holiday.

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Holiday time.