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"Come in, minion. I found an old Lemont Brown article from Candorville.com, where he wrote about Dolores Park in San Francisco. For a brief and glorious time, you'd have to pay the city up to $250 to reserve a patch of grass. If anyone trespassed on your grass, security guards would roust them. It was the biggest breakthrough in the separation of the classes in ages. I'm going to make all our booths and toilets paid-reservation-only. Very bad man."