Local Travel Gifts

"In a word, why do you prefer a UK holiday?"

"The Squire theater is just two blocks down, right on the corner. the show thee, 'Whispers of Danger' is a standard mystery, with a lackluster second act. Mis Laporte, however, gives the most lyrical and sensitive performance of her career."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Flags

Carefree luggage.

The fate of the emigrant

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Zoo.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Beach con-man.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Holiday time.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"