Local Adventures Gifts

'We thought we should get some sightseeing in before we're too old and creaky - We did Accrington today'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Echo Tourism'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Collies Without Borders

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

A smiling cyclist

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'How's the water skiing?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!