Local Adventures Gifts

'We thought we should get some sightseeing in before we're too old and creaky - We did Accrington today'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

'Echo Tourism'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Collies Without Borders

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'How's the water skiing?'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

A smiling cyclist

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."