Exploring Locals Gifts

'We thought we should get some sightseeing in before we're too old and creaky - We did Accrington today'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

World Tour.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Fly Fishing

"Look, a bug!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sparkling Water

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Frog in the puddles.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Where the wild things were."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Draw your own path."