Travel Planner's Nemesis Pillows

"Well, we won't book with travel agent again"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Marriage least expected to last...

'Are we broke yet?'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Injured backpacker.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'The Federal Government today issued an order to American citizens to stay out of countries whose names begin with a 'B'....'

Marriage Ceremony

"If you don't get on that plane...there's also the 5:43, then the 9:27, but that's got a layover in Atlanta, then..."

'Dad, I need my passport, quickly!'

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

'This year let's migrate in the off-season when traffic isn't so heavy.'