Transracial Adoption Mugs

"It's nothing to do with being green, but there are cultural implications."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Pick me!"

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Foster failure

"Be kind"

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I found him on the internet.'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"They look so young and helpless."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'