Transracial Adoption Pillows

"It's nothing to do with being green, but there are cultural implications."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Pick me!"

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"Foster failure"

'Ahhh...'

Dog Dreams

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Foster failure

Raised by Dogs

"Be kind"

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"He's such a fussy eater."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Brad Pitt

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'I found him on the internet.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"They look so young and helpless."