Transportation Security Personnel Gifts

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airport Security.

'Where was the TSA?'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"He's a guard dog."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Privacy Conference Security

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Beware of Don"

"Careful."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

A Little Extra

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I say we move on to dessert."

"The club scene is really changing."

Graffiti on guard's horse

Private Viewing

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

CCTV in church.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

Mou...Man trap!

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'