Transportation Security Personnel Gifts

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Airport Security.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"He's a guard dog."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Privacy Conference Security

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Beware of Don"

"Careful."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"The club scene is really changing."

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Mou...Man trap!

CCTV in church.

Private Viewing

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'