Transportation Policy Gifts

The Government car-share scheme gains wide support!

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Thru versus Through Traffic

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Late BroomStick

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Our Two Parties, Explained

Trump leaving

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Touring Cyclist

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Economy

'The recession is over, again.'

Is Driving Doomed?

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Flat tax - equal burden?

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Think Tank

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Roe v. Wade

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"