Transport Company Owner Gifts

Transporter Strikes in Spain

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

They Always Say That

S**t Creek Halt

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are allowed to work for great men like me.'

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

My Holdings So Far

Where has he been so long?

This is the age of the train

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"You studied something to do with the environment... Do you have a job now?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"I got held up in Suez."

The Big Cheese

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage."

'I need to work a different shift.'

Shipping contract.

"I understand, Mr. Osborne, take HS2 off and replace with 'Oriental Express'."

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''