Transport Company Founder Gifts

He was the founder of our transport company.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Ever Given

Doubledecker bus stop

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

S**t Creek Halt

They Always Say That

Hackney-Coach Stands

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

How do fish get to work?

"If your idea is so innovative and unique, why aren't out competitors doing it?"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Tuxedo company.

'Yes, that is me. We're a very new company.'

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Wheels for all purposes.

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

'Well, well, well - so today is your 50th anniversery with the company, eh? The company my dear old Dad founded way back in the fifties - Go ahead, help yourself to some biscuits.'

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

"I'm thinking of calling it a horseless carriage."

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Transporter Strikes in Spain

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

'Tell'em the money we wasted won't go to Greece.'

'Prime Minister expresses regret at untimely departure of Stephen Byers...'

Vehicles driving into a hole.

Railway accidents