Mobility Pioneer Gifts

I've gone one better!

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Start of school year in Cuba 1

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'Oh course!'

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Tour de Pothole.

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

'They turned down our request for a grant.'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Technological Advances

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"That's the 'big apple' son...if you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere!"

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

Jeff wondered. Maybe it was time he modernized the company's IT infrastructure.

Mobility scooter hitman.

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

Transporter Strikes in Spain

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?'

Old lady losing control of wheelchair.

'Nobility vehicle'

'My crutch broke so I thought 'What the hell, let's splash out'.'

Man driving a single wheel

"We go on daily walks too, but my master is a creature of habit: we take exactly the same route every single time..."