Mobility Mogul Gifts

Grandmother in a wheelchair strapped to the back of a car.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Make a lot of money."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Lemonade Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Dog eat dog.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Newspaper suicide.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

Savory Types

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'