Transport Company Founder Mugs

He was the founder of our transport company.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Doubledecker bus stop

Ever Given

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

S**t Creek Halt

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Hackney-Coach Stands

How do fish get to work?

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

"If your idea is so innovative and unique, why aren't out competitors doing it?"

'Yes, that is me. We're a very new company.'

Tuxedo company.

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'Well, well, well - so today is your 50th anniversery with the company, eh? The company my dear old Dad founded way back in the fifties - Go ahead, help yourself to some biscuits.'

Wheels for all purposes.

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

Vehicles driving into a hole.

Railway accidents

Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

Extra Heathrow runway

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'Prime Minister expresses regret at untimely departure of Stephen Byers...'

Transporter Strikes in Spain