Transport Historians Mugs

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Latest Railway Marvel.

Ever Given

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

S**t Creek Halt

How do fish get to work?

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Hackney-Coach Stands

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

Trainspotters.

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

Railway accidents

Vehicles driving into a hole.

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

Wheel Passes MOT

Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

The development of cars.

'I like it, but it rides a little rough.'

Intermodal transport.

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

The Semi-trailer Truck's version of a Cemetery with a truck about to be buried

Dimly Lit Stations: 'Try a lightbulb.'

Styx Ferry

Retired Cabbie