Transformation Dreamer T-Shirts

Cinderella

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Painting taking root...

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Pampered and poodled.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Storm in a magic lamp.