Metamorphosis Dreamer T-Shirts

"Well, you could just forget about changing into a grasshopper, and that's that."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Pampered and poodled.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Saxophone Player.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Egyptian Football

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'You've changed.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Angel Music