Metamorphosis Dreamer Gifts

"Well, you could just forget about changing into a grasshopper, and that's that."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Pampered and poodled.

Saxophone Player.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Egyptian Football

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'You've changed.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'