Twilight Dreamer Gifts

I hate to see that evening sun go down...

Shepherd and eurydice

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Late night teddy reading

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Reese Witherspoon

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Canadian film production

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'